dude i’m gonna frickin hold your hand so hard it’s gonna blow your mind with how hecka rad my affection is
“I’m Masaomi Kida! I may look a little too mature, but on the inside, I’m just a fragile, sensitive 15 year old like the rest of you!”
"Well, I’m sort of an up-and-coming stray god right now…but I will someday stand as this land’s highest god!"
imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe